Listen to me, I'm a Genius

Being 2 faced 

Today I am in a really bad mood because I have completely fallen out with one of my mates. Normally I walk to school with her but for the past week she has phoned me up and made lame excuses to not walk with me. I know she is lying which really annoys me because she may as well just say she doesnt want to walk to school with me instead of being bitchy behind my back. I wanted to shout at her and tell her I know she is lying but at school she puts on a front that she is inoccent and would never even blink in the wrong direction. On the bright side I have just been given two letters, one for my dad and one for my mum, from my German Teacher, Mr Murphy and they are not in envelopes or anything so it looks like I made them myself. They say how clever I am.

Double Science 

Today whilst sitting through another boring Double science lesson which I have every day I was wondering what is actually the point in us being forced to do double science. I am rubbish at science and I would of hated doing single science but double science is torture. I would of been fine with double maths or english which I am actually good at but science , theres no point it is just stupid.

Monday Mornings 

Why is it always easy to get up when you dont have to but difficult when you have to? This morning I was faced with the same old task of trying to get up for about an hour. I wanted to get up but I couldn't be bothered.

I know a famous author 

Untill today I never realised I knew a published author. My old tutor who doesnt teach anymore because of a lying attention seeking girl made up some lies about him to the school and police. His was my tutor and we knew him well enough to know that he did nothing plus the fact that the girl has no friends and is/was always attention seeking.
Anyway my tutor was head of buissness studies at my school and he wrote a revision textbook for gcse which has been published and is used by many schools. I wont be able to blog for a few days because I am going to stay in my with my grandparents in their caravan for the weekend.

Teen Magazines 

I bought a magazine today hoping to read some good fun stuff and I couldn't believe how much rubbish it was filled with. The only reason I buy teen magazines is for the fashion section but all that are in there is problem pages. These " problems" are just from a bunch of whining self centered kids. Today's issue contained some really funny questions and I just laughed at the pathetic people who send them in questions were:What can I do my eyebrows are not the right shape?(who cares about your eyebrows your vain), I have to many jeans(stop buying them then) and I look at girls in the showers help me(don't be such a lesbian freak)(joke). Maybe if these people got lives they wouldn't ask so many stupid questions.

Scary Film 

Everytime I watch a slightly scary film I get really bad nightmares for weeks after if I am sleeping in my own room. It is really annoying because sometimes I have to avoid seeing really good films because I know I will get nightmares. It is not so bad if I watch the films with other people but I find it best if I watch something funny afterwards so that I don't keep thinking about it. On Monday I went to see shaun of the dead which was amazing. It was probably the funniest film I have ever seen. The fact that it was a comedy helped me have not that bad nightmares but I still have dreams about zombies stalking me. Last night I had a really wierd dream, I dreamt that someone turned all the zombies into pigs that had their bodys in the same form as humans if you get what I mean, not many people do understand the workings of a genius' brain! I think the most scary film I have ever watched is Alice in wonderland and I mean that seriously. I know it is a childs film and it is not scary, but really it is. The reason I find it scary is because of the rabbit, he talks and that isn't normal, sorry "the norm" as my sociology teacher tells me to say because "saying normal is incorrect", like there's any difference.

Textiles 

If anyone is doing or has done textiles as a GCSE you will know how much work you have to do. I enjoy textiles and that is why I chose it but there is so much written work to do. I haven't blogged for a while because I have been doing textiles homework. I could of done it really quickly but I have put all my effort into it because it is coursework. I normally get low marks in textiles because I don't put that much effort in to the written work although my actual making is really good. If I constantly put lots of effort into my written work I will get the grade I always should get, A*. I also want to prove to everyone that I am a genius. If you are doing a textiles Gcse at the moment I advise you to buy Textiles technology through diagrams by Jane Down because it helps loads.

Nail Habit 

Yesterday I bought some nail habit which is a tub of some wierd liquid that you use if you want to stop biting your nails. I know the whole point of it is to taste disgusting but every time I eat anything all I can taste is the nail habit which is really horrible.I know it will benifit me in the longterm because I will be able to grow really nice long nails but I dont know how long I will be able to put up with the taste.

Computers 

At the moment my computer is not working at all. My brand new printer is not working, my internet connection is not working. Everything is going wrong. When I get one thing fixed something else breaks and there is always a different problem with it. It says my modem is uninstalled but I dont know the make of my modem which means i can not reinstall it.

Too Much Chocolate 

Today I went on another easter egg hunt which was organised by my auntie, Sue. Yet again I helped Abbie collect eggs which we shared out when we got home. Although it was really fun there was too many eggs which meant I ended up eating too much chocolate and now I feel really sick. I went against the comment I made a few days ago and ate chocolate that was foil wrapped and placed on the floor, but that wasn't my fault it was part of the hunt.

Fixing Results 

Last night I went to an easter egg hunt at th social club. I didnt actually do it myself I just helped my sister. We were allowed to get thirteen small chocolate eggs, there were five different coloured eggs and each colour had a different points value. We went back over to the social club to count up are individual score. There were two people doing the scoring and surprise surprise the children of the scorers convieniently won. I think it was a set up and they didn't let anyone else have a fair chance.

Daisy Chains 

Why do people associate making daisy chains with being childish?
Today is my step-mum, elaine's birthday so yesterday me, a few of my brothers and sister (Abbie, Daniel and Harry), Elaine and my dad went to look around someones garden because Elaine is obsessed with gardening. After looking around the garden we went to a boring wharf to have an ice-cream and for abbie,dan and harry to go in the park. When I had finished my ice lolly I was bored so I made a Daisy chain. On the way back to the car my dad made a comment about me making a daisy chain although I cant actually remember what he said. A few seconds before we arrived at the car harry distracted me whilst I was making the last hole and the chain ended up breaking and all my hard work had been undone. Anyway just because someone makes a daisy chain it doesn't mean that they are childish.

Broken Amazon 

I have just noticed that amazon is not working properly. Pictures from amazon are not showing up anywhere. This means that at the moment I can not put pictures with my blogs. Amazon have been having quite a few problems recently. I think they should employ some one to check that no problems ever occur or they could try this new concept called working at some point in there lives.

Really loud music 

This morning I was woken up by the radio coming on really loud. After a while I didn't mind the radio on because it plays good music, the only thing is me and my sister have very different views of what good music is.She then put on one of her cds. I like dance, R&B and hip hop and apart from crap I can't think what catorgary her music is. All I know is it is jitter music, which i REALLY REALLY HATE. She listens to bands I have never heard of and in march she went to a Reel big fish gig where she ended up meeting Goldfinger because one of the singers fell on her friend and injured her. When she met them they preached about animal cruelty and other animal related rubbish so my sister ended up becoming a vegetarian which I was really surprised about because I was used to her eating KFC whenever she had the chance. Aparrently "chickens have heart attacks because they are stressed", I have a few points to make about that comment. 1. I dont care about stupid animals, they are not important. 2 I think all animals should be killed. 3 How the hell can chickens die of stress they dont have feelings, they're stupid animals. Basically I think all Jitter/grunger( whatever you want to call it) music should be banned from being played in public or anywhere near me!

Me and chocolate 

I have just realised that certain people mentioning no names but they should know who they are, have the opinion that I would choose chocolate over anything basically they're saying that I prefer chocolate to anything. This has really annoyed me because I would NEVER eat chocolate if something had been done to it and I also would NEVER eat chocolate just because I can. What annoys me even more is that people actually think these things about me.

Pretending to know the way 

Yesterday I went shopping in cardiff for the day with my sister Jenny. After hours of shopping we proceeded to walk back to the train station. Whilst we were walking I realised that we had took a wrong turn and were now going a way to the train station that I have never been before. I then tried to suggest that we should go back and go the way that we normally gdo but Jenny said "I've been to Cardiff loads of times, I know where we're going". Even though I knew she didn't have a clue I couldn't be bothered to argue with her. After a while of misdirectional walking she finally gave in and asked for directions. We carried on walking,in the right direction this time, and every 5 seconds untill we could see the train station clearly she would say " I know where we are now". What I don't understand is why people don't just admit that they dont know where they are going instead of pretending they do.

Misleading Cakes 

Today I went into to abergavenny and whilst we were there we went in gift /coffee shop to have a drink and some cake. There were many different types of cakes to choose from and i chose something different, what I thought was cake top and bottom with a layer of thick chocolate filling. Really the filling was squashed dates, I had been mislead and it tasted disgusting. I would like to advise to cakemakers etc to NEVER use squashed dates in a cake, it tastes horrible!

Liverpudlian accent 

Have you ever noticed how annoying liverpudlian accents are? Today whilst watching blues clues i became extremely annoyed with kevins accent. I have also noticed that over the course of four years kevin has never changed his t-shirt how dirty is that!

Scooby-Doo Marathons 

Every time its the school holidays Boomerang hold a Scooby-Doo marathon. Although I think Scooby-Doo is one of the best cartoons ever made I get bored of watching the same episodes and old films. I cant watch a different channel because my little sister, abbie, is obsessed with scooby-doo and if she knows it is on she has to watch it. She has got all the Scooby merchandise you could ever think of, we even have a scooby telephone. I think either new episodes should be made or Boomerang should not always choose to have a scooby marathon because people will stop being interested in it and they will lose lots of viewers.

Orthodontist 

Yesterday I found out that next tuesday I have a appointment at my orthodontist who is really useless. I've been going there for about four years now and he has done no more than when I went for my first appointment. He gives out stupid appointment dates either on weekends or school holidays and then will only allow apointment to take a maximum time of ten minutes so this means I have to cut short my stay at my dads house for ten minutes listening to someone say "this looks like it will take a few years I'm sorry to say" and you just feel like saying to him if you made your appointments longer than ten minutes maybe you could do some work instead of having a lifelong tea break. Due to his incability to do any work I will have to get my braces at the age of eighteen, I will look really cool then wont I! Another thing that annoys me about him is that he is about 50 and has decided to put blonde and ginger highlights in his hair to look cool but he just looks gay, in the literal sense. Many of times I have wanted to say to him" I didnt think you could look any worse but you have obviously proved me wrong". I think it would be a good idea for him to buy a mens style guide so he cant make any more mistakes or he could go on the uk version of Queer eye for the straight guy.

Sunday night TV 

Every Sunday we are faced with another boring night of T.V. I think that the television schedulers think that only pensioners watch television on Sunday as there is nothing decent on until about nine and doesn't end till midnight, by then I cant be bothered to watch television and I just want to go to sleep. I think that it would be a good idea to put on decent programmes aimed at a younger age group between five and ten pm. Last night I was stuck watching boring old peoples programmes such as Songs of praise and Heartbeat until nine when I watched William and Mary , which I actually enjoy. I know Programmes like songs of praise have been on for years and it is broadcast on Sundays because that is the day for the religious worship of a fictional character that has been made up to make people feel better about themselves, but surely it could be shown on a weekday when non- religious people like me wont have to watch it because they will either be at work or school. I would like to request that the Sunday television schedule be changed sometime in the near future.

No Simpsons 

Normally on a sunday new episodes of the simpsons is supposed to be on sky one at eight o'clock but tonight it is not. Why did sky make that stupid decision? The simpsons is one of the only decent programmes for the whole familys entertainment. Tonight instead of simpsons scrubs is on which is not apropiate for seven o'clock especially in half term as there is a large proportion of implied adult humour. Hopefully this stupid mistake will not be made again. Sky has not only dissapointed the fans but also small children that look forward to watching it before going to bed, imagine you were a child and all day you had been looking forward to watching the simpsons that evening only to find out it is not on, to a child you have now ruined thier life, think about that sky before you do that again.

Opening windows when it is cold 

Why do people open windows when it is freezing cold but don't when it is boiling hot is one of lifes insolveable mysteries that not even someone as clever as me will ever discover. This morning before going to work my sister opened the window nearest me in our bedroom and left it open all day I wouldn't of minded if it was hot but it was freezing and started to rain later on in the day. This means that it will still be cold when I go the bed tonight. I will probabaly watch tomb raider 2 tonight but it will be ruined if I cant enjoy it because of the cold. so remember next time you open a window think to yourelf " is this really the right weather" because one hour of air could give you ten hours of unwanted cold.

Smoking 

It is known fact that you shouldn't smoke and it makes everything dirty including yourself. There are many reasons suggested to stop but I think the best reason is because it makes books smell. Recently one of my teachers who was also on how clean is your house, let me borrow the da vinci code by Dan Brown I was really grateful but the only thing is someone in her house obviously smokes because the book stinks. Books are so precious you shouldnt ruin them by smoking around them.

Pretend Discos 

A few minutes ago some of my brothers and my sister had a pretend disco. The only justification for this is because they are aged between 5 and 8 and dont know any better and every person holds a pretend disco at least once athroughout thier childhood. The stereotypical pretend disco consists of really loud bad music, lots of toys all over the place and sticks that become guitars. In the case of this disco they were playing red hot chilli peppers latest album really loudly. I have no problem with the red hot chilli peppers normally but when it is constantly repeated at a really high volume it gets a bit annoying. Hopefully i wont have to listen to again for a long time.

Boring Creating Games 

Age of Empires
Age of empires is the most annoying computer game ever! I have never actually played it but everyday my brother spends lots of time playing on it when it is pointless are reasons for me finding it so annoying 1. Whenever i want to go on the computer people are playing it. 2.The sounds are really loud and annoying it constantly sounds likes someone is setting off a horn. 3 I think its about capturing the world with the armys you have made and army related stuff bores me to death.This game is nearly as bad as ...

Theme park world
This is another boring making things game which has no point to it all you do is create a theme park with different rollercoasters and boring rides like that. This is slightly better than the stupid war games but are still in the same league of boredom. I think that the only reason i dont like this game is because i hate theme parks, i'm scared of rides and I'm inpatient so i would never be able to wait in line for hours for a ride that lasts for about 2 seconds.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 

Last night whilst waiting for Casualty to begin i watched Who wants to be a millionaire? and was really surprised at the stupidity of the contestants. They go on the show expecting to win ridiculous amounts of money but cant even answer the most simplest of questions, questions that i even know and i'm only 15(but i am a genius). I dont see the point in them going on if there that stupid , for example last night this man was asked "which one of these is NOT a prime number" a.41 b.43 c.45 or d.47( the answers obvious) he replied " i'll take the money chris because i'm not going to guess , I haven't got a clue, i dont know what a prime number is". How stupid can a person get, i learnt what a prime number is when i was 10, it is a number that is only divisible by itself or 1 and as for saying he didn't have a clue there was 1 very obvious clue which was, if the number ends with a zero or five it is divisible by 5. The point i am trying to make is that he is stupid not to know something like that at the age of about 45 when i know the answer and i'm 15. So it ended with me shouting at the t.v not realising he cant hear me because he only won £4000 when he could of won £8000 if he wasn't such a dumbass.

Books That Have Been Made into Films 

Why do people turn books into films? It completely ruins the story and you can never imagine it the same again.


Holes
I watched the dvd of holes yesterday and because i had read the book i didnt apreciate how good the film was. It was an amazing film but it was ruined by the fact that it was word for word of the book. I think I would of been better off reading it after watching the film as i would of been able to picture every little detail the way it is supposed to look. I was also annoyed that they made the story exactly the same but not the characters, for example Caveman or Stanley Yelnats had straight hair in the book but they cast someone to play him that had tight curls and there was no description at all. Another thing is that the film had no real time scale, in the book the end scenes happen over the course of a week but they show it happening in the same day.

Harry Potter
Harry Potter is the best example I could find to make my point about how books should NEVER be made into films. I have been a big fan of the Harry Potter books for nearly 6 years now which means i read them before hardly anyone new about it and it was really hyped up. I have not enjoyed a single Harry Potter film yet because it is word for word of the book and when I saw the first film it completely destroyed my imagination it was worse than telling a small child that there is no Father Christmas when there clearly is (how else do the presents get there?). Even though i really enjoyed the books I think all the hype was the worst thing that could of happened to Harry Potter and J.k Rowling because in my opinion she has now become really big headed and thinks she can write any old rubbish and still make millions but eventually everyone will realise they should of listened to me when i said the books and films had been ruined by all this hype.