Monday, April 05, 2004
Orthodontist
Yesterday I found out that next tuesday I have a appointment at my orthodontist who is really useless. I've been going there for about four years now and he has done no more than when I went for my first appointment. He gives out stupid appointment dates either on weekends or school holidays and then will only allow apointment to take a maximum time of ten minutes so this means I have to cut short my stay at my dads house for ten minutes listening to someone say "this looks like it will take a few years I'm sorry to say" and you just feel like saying to him if you made your appointments longer than ten minutes maybe you could do some work instead of having a lifelong tea break. Due to his incability to do any work I will have to get my braces at the age of eighteen, I will look really cool then wont I! Another thing that annoys me about him is that he is about 50 and has decided to put blonde and ginger highlights in his hair to look cool but he just looks gay, in the literal sense. Many of times I have wanted to say to him" I didnt think you could look any worse but you have obviously proved me wrong". I think it would be a good idea for him to buy a mens style guide so he cant make any more mistakes or he could go on the uk version of Queer eye for the straight guy.