Listen to me, I'm a Genius

Same Age, Same Person 

90% of adults think that if two people are of the same age and gender they will becaome best friends and have all the same interests, this thought is completely wrong it could not be further away from the truth. The truth is just like adults children are individuals just because they are the same age it doesnt mean they are exactly the same. I am sure that if I said to three 50 year olds who had never met each other that they could become best friends because thay are the same age and being the same age means that you are axactly the same people, then those three INDIVIDUALS would be really annoyed, the same rule applies with children.
On Sunday at this stupid "party" I was forced to go to the hostess noticed I was really bored so she said to me "you wont be bored soon, another 15 year old is coming and I know you will be the best of friends as she is the same age as you". I then felt really angry and wanted to shout at her but I knew I couldn't so I complained to my mum instead who said "just say hello" to which I replied "I know I will hate her, she will either be a tart or a scrub". I was exactly right, she was a tart! Her face was orange with foundation, she had bottle blonde hair and a skirt smaller than a belt. In conclusion I was right which means i am still a genius.

Stuck Up 

On Friday I went away for the weekend to go to a 40th birthday party in some small town in Yorkshire. I was completely bored for the whole duration of the party as I knew no one apart from my family and I was not introduced to any guests because the people that I was staying with were ashamed to be seen with any one that comes from a family where the adults actually work for money instead of a family where the wife takes her husbands credit card shopping whilst he "works" and the children are having a lovely time at boarding school. Altogether the guests were completely stuck up. I tried to escape by hiding upstairs and reading but I couldn't read because all I could hear was really loud FAKE laughter coming from the annoying self-centered vain housewives. Another thing I found extremely irritating was being surrounded by people that had an accent halfway between the accents in Emmerdale and Coronation Street, I would literally kill myself if I sounded like that although everyone informs me I shouldn't complain about accents when I sound like a farmer. At the end when everyone had gone the hosts went back to being "normal" e.g sat around the house in scruffy clothes. This really annoyed me because why should a being around snobs change a person so much,you should just be yourself instead of turning into one to.

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Hi, this isn't Lily here, but another closely related genius. I have just enabled the new blogger comments settings and I am posting to see if it works.

Tidying up 

My room has not long been moved about and changed into a different layout that looks nice and I have my sisters old bed which is really comfortable, but with change comes the dreaded words "tidying up" "nooooo!" i hear you cry in horror and that is exactly the same opinion I have of cleaning. I like the look of places clean but can't be bothered to put the energy in to keeping it that way.There is no actual point in tidying up, people only do it because they are scared of what other people will think of them if they don't.

Match Makers 

I have two words to say, who cares. I have just been watching love on a Saturday night and it is is the worst programme in the history of television. I thought Cilla Black when she was on Blind Date was awful but Davina McCall is alot worse. She actually believes that she can find 'love' for every single audience member even though 'love' doesnt exist. Also Davina is all over the media at the moment because of her "new and amazing diet" which has made her famous yet again, (Why god why, have we not suffered enough already.) Personally I think she still looks asn fat as she ever did and no one will ever ask again " who ate all the pies?" because everyone knows Davina did.