Listen to me, I'm a Genius

Theives 

At this moment in time i am on holiday in tenerife on a hotel computer which is costing me £1.40 every 5 minutes. Today i had my phone stolen from my hotel room and my brothers gameboy advance sp was stolen as well. Now my xmas pressie will have to be a mobile when i wanted a laptop. I reported the theft to the hotel and they said it was tough, who do they think they are its not them that has to get a new phone. They gave me a questtionnaire about whether they should keep their five star status as if i was going to tick the yes box. I found out that 5 digital cameras had also been stolen from the hotel and one old couple had their passports stolen. I just dont understand why people steal, buy it yourself you scrubs.

Music that should never be heard 

Some music should never be heard, ever. I will give you two examples, Rock and Love songs. At this moment BBC one are showing a program called 'All time greatest love songs'. My Dad is being forced to die a slow and painful death as he is watching it with my stepmum (rather him than me). Even though my dad has got good taste in music my stepmum is not blessed with as good taste. She likes really pathetic artists e.g. Ronan Keating. She didn't even realise the village people were gay! This music genre should never be played on the radio let alone broadcast on television. I suggest that the BBC reconsider their schedule otherwise they will lose thousands of viewers.

Coursework 

If i do any more coursework this weekend i will go literally insane. Both my maths and history coursework has to be in on wednes day and I am finding it really hard. Maths is impossible and I am expected to do really difficult stuff because i am in top group. I have spent all day working out how to do standard deviation from a scatter graph. My history, jack the ripper, is quite easy because i am amazing at it, i hate to boast (yeh right) but i am predicted an A/A*, even though it is easy there is alot to do. I am going to the social club tonight and it will be the only break i have untill the end of wednesday.

Same Age, Same Person 

90% of adults think that if two people are of the same age and gender they will becaome best friends and have all the same interests, this thought is completely wrong it could not be further away from the truth. The truth is just like adults children are individuals just because they are the same age it doesnt mean they are exactly the same. I am sure that if I said to three 50 year olds who had never met each other that they could become best friends because thay are the same age and being the same age means that you are axactly the same people, then those three INDIVIDUALS would be really annoyed, the same rule applies with children.
On Sunday at this stupid "party" I was forced to go to the hostess noticed I was really bored so she said to me "you wont be bored soon, another 15 year old is coming and I know you will be the best of friends as she is the same age as you". I then felt really angry and wanted to shout at her but I knew I couldn't so I complained to my mum instead who said "just say hello" to which I replied "I know I will hate her, she will either be a tart or a scrub". I was exactly right, she was a tart! Her face was orange with foundation, she had bottle blonde hair and a skirt smaller than a belt. In conclusion I was right which means i am still a genius.

Stuck Up 

On Friday I went away for the weekend to go to a 40th birthday party in some small town in Yorkshire. I was completely bored for the whole duration of the party as I knew no one apart from my family and I was not introduced to any guests because the people that I was staying with were ashamed to be seen with any one that comes from a family where the adults actually work for money instead of a family where the wife takes her husbands credit card shopping whilst he "works" and the children are having a lovely time at boarding school. Altogether the guests were completely stuck up. I tried to escape by hiding upstairs and reading but I couldn't read because all I could hear was really loud FAKE laughter coming from the annoying self-centered vain housewives. Another thing I found extremely irritating was being surrounded by people that had an accent halfway between the accents in Emmerdale and Coronation Street, I would literally kill myself if I sounded like that although everyone informs me I shouldn't complain about accents when I sound like a farmer. At the end when everyone had gone the hosts went back to being "normal" e.g sat around the house in scruffy clothes. This really annoyed me because why should a being around snobs change a person so much,you should just be yourself instead of turning into one to.

Comments! 

Hi, this isn't Lily here, but another closely related genius. I have just enabled the new blogger comments settings and I am posting to see if it works.